But home is nowhere

dudes its only been a few months

2008-11-22T16:23:08Z

dudes its only been a few months, and i'm posting again. Neat!

blasfmaticsmite @ 2008-08-10T05:06:00

2008-08-10T09:07:21Z

Be so warned, an update is coming.

Update.

That is all.

enough is enough

2008-01-31T01:38:22Z

thats it i can no longer take it. Im going to let it all out. I just never thought that it would come to this, i thought i could keep it in forever. but i cant take it anymore shouldering this burden all alone for so long. Im so ashamed..........i love spinach and artichoke dip

blasfmaticsmite @ 2007-12-14T13:57:00

2007-12-14T18:58:13Z

been a while huh. still pretending i used this thing since 1984!

Edit.... wow over a year since i last posted. I rule!

blasfmaticsmite @ 2006-11-13T11:49:00

2006-11-13T15:49:41Z

HA bet you didnt see this coming!

blasfmaticsmite @ 2006-05-09T07:19:00

2006-05-09T11:19:47Z

Update!

WTF...???...!!!...???

2006-01-05T03:35:43Z

i empty dishwasher
dishwasher empties me
sandwhich screams for help
the kittens are suckling on mommy

Kittens will be cats
Cats beget kittens
Cats be gettin crazy

i was mow the lawn
the lawn mows me
my foot has a hole
the headphones play to no one at all

Kittens will be cats
Cats beget kittens
Cats be gettin crazy

i fold white boxes
the boxes fold me
the ladder wont hold
The backpack has a taste for human blood

Kittens will be cats
Cats beget kittens
Cats be gettin crazy

i try to turn on my light
but get blackness in its stead

Kittens will be cats
Cats beget kittens
Cats be gettin crazy

Damn you Christmas Spirit

2005-12-21T08:57:34Z

I just spent 15 minutes hurling and i dont mean the lovely sport with ice and brooms. I awoke a short while after 3 and knew something was wrong 15 minutes later i was puking my guts out and now i have spaghetti chunks in my nasal passages somewhere i can still smell the sauce and i really just hate being sick right now. thankfully my day off is today technically so i can sleep in and puke all i want and not have to worry about missing work, heaven forbid.

blasfmaticsmite @ 2005-11-11T17:58:00

2005-11-11T23:03:27Z

So apparently he WAS the chosen one.

blasfmaticsmite @ 2005-10-09T14:56:00

2005-10-09T18:56:29Z

is it just me or do you really wish people would just shut the hell up too? i mean god they just wont shut the hell up, ever.

blasfmaticsmite @ 2005-10-01T11:59:00

2005-10-01T16:00:34Z

after an odd phone call today i've come up with a new and fun game. call a number in your area code at random and see how long you can keep talking to the person for. any tactic is ok from just launching into conversation to trying to hold out a really long appology for missdialing. time to beat 7 minuts 18 seconds.

happy early birthday

2005-09-22T06:04:02Z

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY MIKE
i think that certain people should just get more celebration. it should really be an entire celebration.....so im instituting an early birthday-day it is officialy mikes early birthday!!!

lyrics

2005-09-18T21:21:10Z

IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE
If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me

Well you got your reasons
And you got your lies
And you got your manipulations
They cut me down to size

Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't

If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me

Seems the road less traveled
Shows happiness unraveled
And you got to take a little dirt
To keep what you love
That's what you gotta do

Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
You're stretching out your arms to something that's just not there
Sayin' you love where you stand
Give your heart when you can

If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about our love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me

Sayin' you love but you don't
You give your love but you won't
Sayin' you love where you stand
Give your heart when you can

If you could only see the way she loves me
Then maybe you would understand
Why I feel this way about or love
And what I must do
If you could only see how blue her eyes can be when she says
When she says she loves me

blasfmaticsmite @ 2005-09-16T01:23:00

2005-09-16T05:24:00Z

FEAR THE END!!
The end is near.

blasfmaticsmite @ 2005-09-11T03:30:00

2005-09-11T07:31:16Z

two weeks of class out of the way and its looking like an ok year. rooming is differnt not better or worse just diff. new people are nice.

blasfmaticsmite @ 2005-09-11T03:28:00

2005-09-11T07:29:13Z

its been a while. it'll be a bit longer

Pway with me Pwease

2005-09-05T17:11:08Z

blasfmaticsmite @ 2005-09-04T16:39:00

2005-09-04T20:39:19Z

Do your part to adopt a random animal. Also watch the movie crash.

Introducing

2005-09-04T20:38:41Z

WOOT

2005-09-04T03:01:31Z

Classes

2005-08-30T22:40:50Z

Its the first day of classes and im happy with what i have, mostly. i inadvertantly signed up with the rotc but that will be straightened out latter. tomorrow i have my MWF classes, hope those go as well as my TH. Got my package today, apparently my mom didnt think i brought enough socks, or i said i needed more, i dont remember.

blasfmaticsmite @ 2005-08-28T01:38:00

2005-08-28T05:44:06Z

My name is Paul Orange! The tale im about to tell you is one of great importance, a tale you will undoubtedly tell your children about when you try to explain why the world is the way it is. Never let it be said that I did not try to warn you all.

Also im back at college, its fun.

blasfmaticsmite @ 2005-08-14T04:33:00

2005-08-14T08:35:50Z

it is currently the 14th in 11 days i will have moved in at KU. my summer is coming to a rather anti-climactic end. its cool though, there have been some fun things going on but nothing like crazy special. um its nice and mellow which is nice, aside from the whole lauren saga, which i might add is just absolutely fun to watch. its like a show that i can actualy be a part.

your once and future god

2005-08-14T08:33:27Z

this one time i punched a baby
but in my defense the baby was kinda being a dick

If elected world leader...
yeah ugh you know like whatever
VOTE CHRIS

blasfmaticsmite @ 2005-08-07T22:42:00

2005-08-08T02:43:16Z

what ever happend to telling your kids they could be anything they wanted to be? i want to be the messiah.